Access Consciousness Cult Scam

Meet Gary Douglas and Dain Heer. These two fucksticks run a cult scam called Access Consciousness. Gary Douglas describes himself as an ex real estate agent who had a “Leave it to Beaver” type childhood. He says very little about himself and comes off more as some pretentious fop from some shitbag soap opera which air on this planet. He is rumored to be an ex scientologist and simply formed Access Consciousness around similar lines. Maybe he did have a Leave It to Beaver Childhood. But I wonder if in his case if Ward actually was a little too hard on him. Dain Heer describes himself as a doctor – a doctor of what I could not discern. Perhaps he is a doctor of dingleberries or flatuology. Either way I think he should be put in chains simply on how he dresses and presents himself as this over the top wonderful human being. He has a nice pretty smile and I can see why stupid vapid cows fawn over him.

Supposedly, Access Consciousness was founded by Gary in 1990. However, it seems his little club has only been coming on the radar in recent times. The entire organization makes some pretty bold claims. Gary and Dain seem to be magicians who can transform things into other things through what they call DeMolecular Manifestation. They can also magic things away through a similar process called Molecular DeManifestation. We have this ability too, but we use something more practical called a disruptor pulse rifle. I wonder if Gary would like a demonstration.

Regardless, Gary and Dain also seem to think they can talk to the fucking animals. In fact, if you go to Amazon dot com you will see that they even have a book called - you guessed it - Talk to the Animals. The book cover shows Gary getting very close and personal with a horse - while the poor horse has the look of wanting to be put out of its misery. At this point I think if I was the horse I’d prefer to be turned into glue rather than to endure this indignity.

The entire scam seems to be aimed at middle aged humans with decent sized bank accounts. I suppose Gary and Dain are hoping to cash in on the mid-life crises of others. There is also an indication that Access Consciousness is made to appeal to families since these two scumbags offer their services to kids for free. There is a darker side to this which will come to light soon enough – but Im sure you can, as Desteni says, put one and one together and make two. At their website, you can sign up to participate in classes which I guess will train you in their mind altering rubbish.

After several of these expensive courses on how to be a sucker and speak in cultish babble, you can become what is called a facilitator. As a facilitator your job is to recruit others into Access Consciousness. Looking through Access Consciousness’ list of facilitators, it seems that Desteni might want take notes in order to increase their own head count. Two people near the bottom are actually fucking flowers. I wonder if they used DeMolecular Manifestion on themselves in order to pull that off. As long as you are useful to Gary and Dain, you can continue in this role. However, once you have played all your cards which could include destroying your family and finances, you’ll be tossed out like yesterday’s trash.

The next interesting facet to Access Consciousness is their stance on sexual freedom. They tell new recruits not to make judgments. It seems making a judgment is a sin in Access Consciousness. Therefore, when it comes to having sex you shouldn’t be judgmental about who your partners are. I don’t even think marriage is a boundary in this case since Access Consciousness treats this activity as “Play.” And since kids eat for free, I suppose what is good for the goose is good for the gosling. I personally have nothing against hosting wild sex orgies. However, for middle aged men, this seems to be one of the main attractors to Access Consciousness.

This aspect simply functions as this cult’s brand of love bombing. And in this case, I suppose Gary and Dain decided not to beat around the bush and go all out. I must say that this is a bold and audacious initiative on their part – what better way to gain loyal recruits than letting them feel no inhibitions about fucking each other silly. And I’m sure that Gary and Dain get their choice of the ripest of such fruits.

Finally, I wish to draw your attention towards a special project of Access Consciousness. It is called Ocean 300. The plan is for 300 cult members to board a ship sometimes in September of this year and sail to somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean where a giant mound of trash known as the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is located. Once there, the cult plans on using their magic to make the garbage simply go away. However, given their stance on sexual freedom, I think this is window dressing for their real intentions. I suppose it could be a lot of fun and excessively self-indulgent – and would need some absurd excuse to feel better about the whole thing afterwards. The entire fiasco reminds of the scene from the movie Caligula where a sexual pleasure cruise is taken for the purpose of conquering Britiania. Too bad no wives of politicians will be prostituted out to the masses during this voyage.

If you are unsatisfied with your life, have a penchant for newage rubbish, a sizable wad of cash, and a willingness to destroy your life, then Access Consciousness might be just the thing for you. But don’t expect Gary and Dain to feel responsible if things go sour. Besides feeling bad and having a conscience just isn’t their cup of tea. 

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